I was about to say that you’d get a heart attack from too much salt from all that ramen and those chips, then I remembered that you’re you. :I

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I was about to say that you'd get a heart attack from too much salt from all that ramen and those chips, then I remembered that you're you. :I

askyuki asked

If two different armies of zombies and cyborgs CAN’T stop me, neither will a heart attack… especially since I don’t have a heart. |3

Edit: fixed a typo

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